Hello all!
I am sitting in my apartment just watching the crazy rain pour down. It's a major thunderstorm, and everyone outside is running for cover. The humidity has been about 150%, so a storm was bound to happen. The weather here leaves much to be desired, I'm afraid.
Today marks two weeks I've been here, and honestly, I feel like I've been here for longer. Apparently, I adapt amazingly well (or so I've been told:) but I still miss everyone back home.
I've been super busy lately trying to get caught up on all my work. I'm the only new high school teacher, so I've been in about six meetings a day (you know--gradebook, how to communicate with parents, school calendar--and on, and on . . .). Although I only have a few days left before school starts, I am so not stressed. This is a weird feeling for me. I just started my lessons plans today, and hopefully I'll finish them tomorrow, but I am still not worrying about it! What is this strange new land I've found myself in, you ask? That's China!
My class schedule was changed today, but it still rocks. They changed one of my classes to be in the afternoon instead of the morning, which means every day but Thursday I start teaching at 10. :) Happiness! I've actually met a few of my students, and they were soooo sweet. I'm looking forward to Tuesday!!!
So, I thought I would point out of few of the "strange" things I've discovered about China. Take a deep breath, here we go.
1) Cell phone numbers--why are they anywhere from eight to eleven numbers??? I don't get it. I seriously have to take my phone out and look in my contacts to remember mine. I think it's . . . nope, couldn't even tell you. Ok, now I am cheating--it's 13621989173. And they don't use spaces or dashes here . . . odd. By the way, I bought the cheapest phone possible (50 bucks) and it reminds me of my very first phone (Min, I'm like you now!) Oh Nokia, I've missed you! (NOT!)
2) Paper size. Here's a conundrum. The paper here is NOT 8 1/2 by 11--oh no, that would be crazy, right? It's a smidgen longer than that . . . It's called A4 paper size. I'm still a little thrown off, I won't lie. But, as they say, "That's China!"
3) The umbrella thing. People carry umbrellas here even when it's sunny--I'm sure they don't want to get burned or something, but honestly, you barely even see the sun through all the pollution, so what's the deal? It's another "huh?" moment.
4) So, let's pretend you're at a store. They are about a million people working in one department. You even glance at something and they swarm you . . . creepy. This happened to me when I had to buy notebooks for a teacher friend. Anyway, so you decide you want the notebooks. You'd think you could pick them up and just head over to pay, right? Oh no, that would make way too much sense. You first must get the invoice of the item and then take it to the cahsier, pay for it, and then return and pick it up. I think they enjoy watching people go bak and forth like the balls in a pinball machine. It's amusing, for sure.
5) The audacity of people when waiting in line. As many know, China is not known for people knowing how to wait in lines. I guess it has to do with so many people, and if you don't push and shove, you won't get what you want. I experienced this about 10 minutes after my plane landed--people were all shoving into the elevator, no matter if you got there first or not. The other night we went to Carrefour (super grocery store, lots of shops, etc.) and I was patiently waiting in line with Diane. This older woman rudely tried to get ahead of me. I looked at Diane like "What the heck???" because I was caught off-guard. No worries, I shoved my way back in line, even though we ended up in the other line because it was faster. Seriously, people do not have second thoughts about pushing or shoving . . . oh, and spitting, too. Gross.
6) Ok, one more random thing. So every month you can have a reduced tax fee if you collect and catalog what they call "fa paios"--basically, invoices or receipts for things you buy. Groceries, taxi costs, laundry fees--everything you can think of you can get a fa paio for . . . here's the fun part! You have to catalog them all together and turn them in if you want the tax break. At this point, I know it's worth it, but I just spent the better part of my evening last night with a group of friends saying, "Where is this one from? What does this Chinese symbol mean? Where did I spend 700 RMB?" It was absolutely ridiculous. Ok, it was a fun evening too--I spend time with the girls I've met here--Christine, Diane, Jen, and Danielle. We had a blast, but still--REALLY? Do people actually LOOK at these things???? I guess they do, though. They have enough people employed to look at everyone's fa paios . . . yeah, interesting.
Ok, I must go. It's off to a Bible study tonight with some of the girls. :) I hope you enjoyed my little rant and rave. Despite everything, I still am glad I'm here. It was a good decision!
Miss you all and much love to everyone!!!
Susannah